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Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting

10. Take notes in finger paint.

9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words 'I came prepared'

8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"

7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"

6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.

5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you 'the real reason' this meeting has been called.

4. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.

3. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

2. Complain loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.

1. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.

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