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Fun Sites: Your Coolest Destination to Chill Out!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:17:30 -0500

Feeling bored on a Sunday eve when all your programs have been cancelled on account of any pressing reason? Well, here's a way out for all those who do not have any clue once all their weekend schedules are washed out! The Internet has turned out to be our friend, philosopher and guide in every sense of the term. Be it studies, music, movies or games, there's hardly an area that has not yet been covered by the Internet. As such, it has turned out to be one of the best means of passing idle time. But this does not mean that the time spent on the net is a mere waste. Browsing through the site content allows us to gather more knowledge on subjects outside the scope of our curriculum. Discover the world of fun sites where you can come across a wide array of entertainment options. All you have to do is to take your pick of the favorite options- music, pictures, games, jokes, videos and much more amazing stuff. Besides, humorous clippings, jokes or pics can really cheer you up and make you...

DNA Tests Reveal Ann Coulter Is Early Primate

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:10:54 -0500

In the wake of particularly primitive comments from Ann Coulter about Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards, a DNA researcher at the DLRB Democratic Laboratory for Republican Bashing decided to examine Coulter's DNA.The geneticist turned the results over to John and Elizabeth Edwards, and shortly afterward his wife his leading advocate announced the results. According to DLRB findings, Ann Coulter is not really a member of homo sapiens but a surviving representative of a previous species known as homo loudmouthicus, which is characterized by its somewhat apelike appearance and pronounced jawbone. Elizabeth Edwards commented, "I'm delighted that we finally have an explanation for Ann Coulter's unconscionable personal attacks on my husband. I trust that the news will encourage all full-fledged human beings - by which I mean all those with at least some degree of fellow-feeling - to shun Ms. Coulter as our ancestors seem to have shunned her irresponsible ancestors." Scienti...

What is the A Great Portal website about, what is so Great and

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:46:02 -0500

A Great Portal, Great Links to Great websites has moved to a newwebsite address, of http:www.agreatportal.comThis is part of on-going improvements. The website has lots oflinks to various and interesting subjects as well as aMulti-search, a news headlines search and free websitepromotion. Is it a Portal and is it Great? See what you think. http:www.agreatportal.comAs part of an on-going improvements the website A Great Portalhas moved to a new website address, ofhttp:www.agreatportal.com. The new websites address should beeasier to remember, AGreatPortal.com and to tell your friendsabout. So what is the A Great Portal website about, why the newwebsite address, what is so Great and what is a Portal?A Great Portal is described as being Great links to great websites and features links to other websites about: Special offersand bargains, cutting edge technology, free software, jigsawpuzzles, useful business links, career links, humour, fun, golf,Elvis Presley, stori...

Success Stories - 12 Doers Share Their Secrets

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:38:49 -0500

Today's interview is with a young man from Utah called SpencerUresk. Although still studying at University, he has built hisInternet business to the point where it provides about ofhis income.It is a fair bet that Spencer's business will continue todevelop and grow as he devotes more and more of his energies toit.Let's see what he has to say.BizE-zine: Have you ben involved in any other business or jobs,online or off?SU: No, I jumped right in to the Internet. I haven't had anyother jobs. I see this as a full-time occupation.BizE-zine: How did it all start?SU: When I was about , my Dad worked for Woods Cross City.They needed a web site and at that time very few people knewanything about the Internet. I volunteered to build it for them,and although I didn't know much myself, it was a great learningexperience.I ran that site for them, on a voluntary basis, for two or threeyears, learning new things all the time. Eventually, I becametoo busy to run it unpaid, and ...

Wally World The Saga Continues

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:15:05 -0500

I must be a glutton for punishment.Think I can conquer the monster known as Walmart. Men are thick headed. There ladies I said it. We think we can conquer, fix, or figure out anything. Then we wonder why women go to the bathroom together! To talk about the stupid things their men do!Why do I go to Walmart? Well, where I live it is the closest and only place that is open after midnight. You would think it would be very easy to get in and out of there. Ummm, no, not when you have the - night owls trying to checkout at the only register open that late. Anyway here is what happened to me the other night...I am lying in bed minding my own business when my wife says, "you need to go to walmart". Nails on a chalkboard, fork scrapping teeth kind of thing. So, as I curl up in the fetal position and stick my thumb in my mouth, I say "WHY!?" My wife says, "we need milk" and she wants to get a new bed set for our son's bed. "Please tell me you are not serious." My wife turns her head and gi...

Getting Back To E-Business

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:45:02 -0500

It's that time of year again, folks. The calm after the holidaystorm. All your relatives have finally gone home. You've settledback in at work after far too few days off. The kids are back inschool. The neighbors have finally taken down those ,,Christmas lights that kept causing brownouts in the neighborhoodall December. And, most importantly, you finally have time toget back on the internet.Of course, after a long strenuous holiday season, it may not bepossible to just jump right back into your previous internetroutine. You may need a little assistance from a TrainedInternet Professional. Someone who knows the 'ropes', and canget you back in the cyberspace 'swing of things' in no time.Unfortunately, unless you're willing to pay . and downloadseveral e-books, it looks like the only help you're going to getwill be in the form of: The Online Jester's Getting Back To E-Business Checklist Get That Email Caught UpFirst and foremost, you'll want to get ...

The Canon, A Whirligig Tour of the Beautiful Basics of Science; Or Science for Dummies

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:00:12 -0500

Is the mental content of most Americans what it ought to be for the leading nation of the world? If we believe the news, most of our citizenry are thinking about such consequential issues as the latest passing fancies on American Idol and Survivor.While some people certainly still have admirable thoughts about topics such as love, family life, and geopolitics, even fewer seem to have a working knowledge of science. With her new book, The Canon, A Whirligig Tour of the Beautiful Basics of Science, Natalie Angier, science writer, is out to remedy the shortfall. She has done an excellent job of making the basics of science accessible to anyone who will read her book. She presents, as beautiful and worth knowing in themselves, such concepts as matter and energy, the origins and structure of living things, and the natural history of our planet, solar system, galaxy and universe. The more urgent question is, will a significant number of her readers learn, not only some basic scientific p...

McChrystal The Victim

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:50:35 -0500

Finally it happened. It happened may be for the first time in the history of United States of America when an Army General so aggressively accused the Democratic Government on not taking decisions in the best interest of America. The episode of removing Gen. Stanley McChrystal from Command has opened a new Pandora Box that cannot be closed so easily.On rd June , USA and the whole world saw that once a bold, determined and ambitious President of the lone Super Power displayed a face of a concerned, angry, despaired, frustrated person in his few minutes' speech. His speech provided an opportunity to many to sense that Mr. Barrack Hussain Obama is loosing the grip of the power hot seat due to his sweaty hands.The matter is not to be ignored when we can see the episode of McChrystal's interview to a magazine and events that unfolded afterwards show the sign of an ugly conspiracy behind the whole scene.. The outburst by a competent and premier General was a resu...

Feeding the Hungry Hordes

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:59:42 -0500

I am a kind, giving person. The spirit of charity oozes through my very pores. If my charitable spirit were any oozier, I'd need a mop.I hope you believe me, because I'm an honest person, too. Honesty runs through my veins, splints to my vital organs, and then jogs back to my heart. My kind of honesty is plaque deserving.I'm telling you these things because I have an incredible tale to tell. I have suffered terrible injuries....the second hair on my left eyelash is still in a cast.....all, because I went on a charitable mission of mercy.Me and mercy missions just don't mix.Here is my sad, sad saga:Last month, I was sitting at home watching the last three minutes of the news. I limit myself to only three news minutes a day, because of my kind, empathetic nature. If I listened to any more news, I'd be crying over all those tales of woe.Now, don't start thinking I'm a dummy because I'm a news limiter. I do like to learn. There's a lot of information in those infomercials.Anyway......

Categorical Imperative For Radical Muslims Run Afoul Of Kant

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:24:33 -0500

As if the Muslim religion didn't have enough problems in the often less than mutually tolerant text of the Koran, now its radical exponents have run afoul of Kant's ever-present Categorical Imperative.How?As Muslim murders Muslim, the warring Sunnis and Shiites each maintain that their religion lends support to their bloody sectarianism. To the extent that it does, it runs counter to K's Categorical Imperative, which, as every schoolchild in America is taught by the age of five, states, "Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law." In other words, set a good example, in fact, one so laudable we can all join in.Now, imagine if the Muslim manifesto for mayhem did become a universal standard of behavior. Instead of principles sanctified by religion, their flaming intolerance sounds more like improvised bylaws for Murder Incorporated.So what do we have, particularly among extremists who advocate a worldwide ca...

DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER!

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:30:54 -0500

Copyright The Quipping Queen DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER!Or, time to get your buzzer fixed before friends arrive for somegood cheer!Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord EarlCraboonDecember is the th month of the calendar year. Time to wrapthings up, because whether you've been naughty or nice, it's toolate now. On second thought, perhaps the rotund fellow in thered suit, with the white beard and whiskers will be the bestjudge of that!So, in the meantime, practice a bit of re-gifting. Besides, it'sa fine way to palm off those never used gifts like the LaughingBuddha candle from great Aunt Jessie or the gargoyle spout yougot from cousin Horace in Mauritania or maybe it was Tasmania.If that doesn't turn your crank, try humming a few seasonalsongs or just knocking back a few eggnogs. And if that doesn'tget you in the spirit, go to your favorite cheapskate store andpick up some crazy thingies to stuff those stockings. What youdon't have a stocking?...

Jokes and Funny Videos for French Canadian Teens

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:29:13 -0500

Are you looking for new and fun ways of spending your free time? You already know that the Internet is a great source of entertainment and a second world, probably even more powerful than the real one, for many teenagers all over the world. In addition to turning the world into a small village and allowing everyone to get together, irrespective of time and location, the Internet is home to virtually endless means of entertainment. This article addresses teenagers in general and the teenager French community in Canada in particular, as we are going to discuss something that is of interest to them more than to anyone else. I am talking about jokes, funny videos, absurd humor, buffoonery or French comedy farces, blagues, gags d'humour, humour absurd, bouffonnerie that target your particular age. Of course, everyone likes a good joke or a funny video. After all, the saying "laughter is the best medicine" wouldn't go around as much if it weren't true. However, different age...

Orlando Real Estate A Little Humor Goes a Long Way

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:08:19 -0500

If you pay attention to national and Orlando real estate at all, especially if you access news on the internet, it has to be confusing. I read stories online, and I'm amazed by the conflicting information, and I worry about how it must come across to individuals trying to buy or sell Orlando real estate.For instance, only a month or two ago, experts were concerned that we didn't have enough of a housing supply. Now, online sites like the Wall Street Journal are reporting that the U.S. actually has months worth of foreclosed homes - a heavy load that would take years to get rid of. Honestly, it often gives me a headache. Occasionally, it makes me laugh - in a slightly horrified, appreciating the irony type of way.I felt the need to lighten the load a bit and share something humorous with you. The idea for this blog came from a friend of mine, who asked her -year-old son what he'd learned in Social Studies that day. He replied, "Nothing. We're still looking for the...

Humorous Interpretation: Shock Humor VS Risk Taking

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:00:38 -0500

Can I say THAT?!?! Maybe it is less of can but rather should...Everyone has that moment in daily conversation where they want to say whatever thought has entered their mind but first must ask if it is appropriate. Even free spirits become entangled in these social constraints. Luckily for Forensicators, i.e. Humorous Interpretation performers, these boundaries are somewhat muddied and can be tip-toed, or rushed, across. In the quest for laughs pushing limits is acceptable and encouraged if done smartly. Yet, as with anything, there is a line within Humorous Interpretation. Stray too far and you become a shock performer.DO take risks. Having a Humorous Interpretation that plays it safe might be good enough to get you into finals, but you may not have a memorable piece. Why? It's conservative, a piece they have heard before. Sure, your interpretation and delivery may be immaculate, but the piece itself lacks the pizazz to really cause you to out shine oth...

Reality TV: Watching Our Culture Die in High Definition

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:57:40 -0500

Kim Kardashian, Heidi and Spencer, Snooky' More Americans can tell you about these reality television stars than they can about their own local representatives, the President of the United States, or even the city in which they live. What's happened? When did this vapid, voyeuristic obsession with reality tv become the national past-time? Move over baseball, The Real Housewives of Orange County are here and you can watch them inject botox, get lipo, or have some other elective surgery currently in fashion this week, in vivid color on your flat screen HD tv.How did this happen? When did our priorities as a culture take such a seismic shift? Though, it is still possible to find quality programming on our big screen, high definition televisions, one need only look at the ratings to see that most are choosing not to. Scenes of personal depravity and utter stupidity are now cheap entertainment for the masses. Meanwhile, PBS The Public Broadcasting Station, which bri...

E mom dot com

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:43:01 -0500

E Mom dot Com A short story by Ravindra Torane This is a story of a boy named Anko. He liveed in Mumbai, ametro city in India. Anko was year old . He never studiedwell, he was computer crazy. All the time he sticked to thecomputer,either playing computer games or serfing on net. Henever played any real ground game with his friends either. Oneday he was serfing on the net going from one site toanother. Hismom was helplessly watching his aimless wandering on the infohigh way. The info highway was full of temptations. There weremalls selling everything real and virtual. There were some chatrooms where gangs of some netizens were talking rubbish. Therewere cyber police too. But they were almost nonentities. Ankovisited all these places but lingered at nowhere. His mom hadasked her to study for seventeen times. But he did not pay heedand continued. After some time he said, "Mama I am hungry"ButMama did not respond. So he shouted "Mama give me something toeat, I 'll study...

Laughter Really Is The Bet Medicine!

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:36:18 -0500

Did you know that according to research, children laugh about times a day while adults only laugh about times a day?Some how, as we got older we lost the ability to laugh. Could itbe that putting more humour and laughter into our day willimprove our health and wellbeing? In an article written by Drs. Gael Crystal and Patrick Flanaganthey stated that; "Scientists have found that laughter is a formof internal jogging that exercises the body and stimulates therelease of beneficial brain neurotransmitters and hormones.Positive outlook and laughter is actually good for our health!More than ever, scientific evidence suggests that laughterreally is one of the best medicines." According to a study done by Dr. Tan from California's LomaLinda University Medical Centre, laughter can have a huge impacton our immune system. The university conducted a study ofaverage adults. One group of adults was subject to an hour oflaughter through watching videos of comedians and another...

Stupid is, as stupid does for LAUSD administration

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:47:51 -0500

Once the shining beacon of public education ' Southern California educators have recently exposed their abandonment of scholastic achievement in favor their crazy pathological ideology ' and they are bragging about it! What are they smoking in the board meetings?Perhaps you missed it. It made the news for a couple of days and was subsequently shoved quietly under the rug of media collusion. After all, the rationalization for it is hardly defensible. Californians possessed with a modicum of common sense could hardly stomach the hubris with which the educational establishment blithely defended one more snowflake in the avalanche of stupidity responsible for the continued decline of a school system that only forty-five years ago was the best in the world. Without the alternate media of the internet this story would have disappeared unobtrusively. God bless the bloggers who shined a light on it before the dinosaur media could obfuscate and hide another horrendous fiscal mal...